If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 00:12:21 -0400

starkspangly: coolfrikkinbeans: Not gonna lie, my heart...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:17:46 -0400

starkspangly:

coolfrikkinbeans:

Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

my mom cried

salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:15:07 -0400

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

toolegitforclit: peanutsareforpussies: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:49:23 -0400

toolegitforclit:

peanutsareforpussies:

osointricate:

shorm:

birdpear:

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

this makes so much sense

why is that actually the best metaphor

theamericankid: Every experience with a cat. Ever.

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:34:10 -0400

theamericankid:

Every experience with a cat. Ever.

theamericankid: If it fits, it ships now GET IN THERE

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:33:19 -0400

theamericankid:

If it fits, it ships now GET IN THERE

jocknoir: stormcloaca: lokiarrty: suckmypoppunk: unshaped: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:32:34 -0400

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:31:00 -0400

harries-obsessed: thanks babes x

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:30:48 -0400

harries-obsessed:

thanks babes x

theamericankid: Slowly. Slowly. Slowly BUTT PUNCH

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:09:27 -0400

theamericankid:

Slowly. Slowly. Slowly *BUTT PUNCH*

> “English mother f*cker! Do you speak it?” “I’m not sure!!”...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:18:32 -0400

> “English mother f*cker! Do you speak it?” “I’m not sure!!”

> Why would you mislead me to read this, now I’ve read it and my heart feels like lead!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 01:10:07 -0400

14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:08:26 -0400

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:48:34 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:47:49 -0400

theamericankid: Was that due today? > I’ve graduated, and I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:46:49 -0400

theamericankid:

Was that due today?

> I’ve graduated, and I still have nightmares where I forgot to do schoolwork.

> I have made a huge mistake.

> My human ate my homework.

theamericankid: ¿Qué? ¿No habías visto un gato con un sobrero...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:46:14 -0400

theamericankid:

¿Qué? ¿No habías visto un gato con un sobrero Mexicano?

theamericankid: Gaming buddy > Everyone else has a really...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:42:38 -0400

theamericankid:

Gaming buddy

> Everyone else has a really cool cat but me, mine sits around and eats food, that’s it. If I touch it, it moves.

> Switch to the pistol. Meow!

> “you tell them I slept with their mothers too”

me: eats a snack while making a snack

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:32:00 -0400

me: eats a snack while making a snack

viridian-ebubbles: emkay-mlp: My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:31:09 -0400

viridian-ebubbles:

emkay-mlp:

My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where people are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline.

this is so true it hurts