salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
toolegitforclit: peanutsareforpussies: osointricate: shorm: birdpear: depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry …why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck #and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO this makes so much sense why is that...
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
me: eats a snack while making a snack
viridian-ebubbles: emkay-mlp: My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where people are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline. this is so true it hurts
robinsmulders: JUST WATCHED HIMYM I’M SHAKING HELPO MFG
Making a weird face at your best friend until they...
connuh: dootzy: this video will make your day better Oh my god
idaresayihavetoomany: its-always-funnier-in-enochian: timelord-castiel: rosskemp: do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding these are our struggles Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations The struggles of a man boo hoo thinking of my naked...
Saw my grandma for the first time in 3 years. It was the best feeling in the world hearing her say my name with the biggest smile on her face, and when she kissed me and said she loved me… Gosh ❤
skarvika: can you imagine being a cat i mean you look down and
t-baggz: People can be so disgusting sometimes. I just want to shake some kind of sense into them.